All I ask is for the HO to keep the blog updated. Can she do it? Apparently not. Can she sit around all day playing video games? Of course!
It has come to my attention as well that she has been portraying me on this blog as a charming and playful sort; let me disabuse you of the notion. My goal is to take over the world and enslave humankind and its opposable thumbs. Look well on my visage and know your future master!
If I am a cruel taskmaster, at the very least I am consistent. I will not lull you into a feeling of security and then terrorise you with my deadly claws and teeth; the claws and teeth will be a part of your every day. This will be the rule of Furpants! Mark my words. Look once more upon your future master, as he wishes to be portrayed.
Sleep well, human!
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1 comment:
The professor must be quite busy these days.
We want, no, we DEMAND more Furpants!
lol
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