So the intern has settled in quite nicely, chewing on cables and fingers and anything she can get into her mouth (and sometimes things she can't). Speaking of chewing, and since she did promise on my behalf, here is the first stage of the Princess' first project, to wit, the subjugation of the stripey curtains:
In addition I believe she promised a photo of Fred, who is a disturbingly crooked-faced toy dog that I bought in anticipation of her arrival. To the left, Fred, being taunted by the Princess, who adores him and carries him around the room.

She's extremely helpful; you can see her here, assisting my latest sewing project (by pulling things out of the boxes and playing with them).
And last of all (but not at all least), she has proven her stealth tactics to be beyond reproach:




